Leonard Hatred 10:09 Sun Dec 24
The "Christmas is bollocks and 2017 was shit" thread.
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Yeah, that's right.
Stick it up your arse.
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joe royal
6:36 Mon Dec 25
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Your mate still hasn't read her message.
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Leonard Hatred
6:27 Mon Dec 25
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Well that's not very christmassy is it?
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HairyHammer
5:02 Mon Dec 25
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Leonard Hatred You know what you are such a sad cunt, I make nothing up I know my family knows what we all went through in 2017. I would not wish it on my enemy, probably cos I am not a cunt like you.
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Mike Oxsaw
12:16 Mon Dec 25
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Modern day Christmas is like the EU - totally disconnected from it's original roots and only out for itself.
Could easily become Remainmas
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Hammer and Pickle
12:03 Mon Dec 25
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I nominate this “Hot Topic”.
Who’s SECONDING me?
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1964
10:46 Mon Dec 25
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Miserable cunts!
That's all
Oh, and Merry Christmas
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Willtell
10:44 Mon Dec 25
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2017 was a wonderful year and Christmas is a marvelous celebration of family life. All you Scrooges can fuck right off.
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Mike Oxsaw
10:02 Mon Dec 25
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I've seen the redcaps at work on a recovery mission many a time in Colchester Town centre - not good viewing.
Have a good one, norm, I'm off to try and find a beer (and, no, that's not cockerney rhyming slang...)
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normannomates
8:21 Mon Dec 25
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They even measured the bed sheets..
I'll never buff another floor as long as I live...which isn't far off tbf
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Mart O
8:03 Mon Dec 25
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Well a merry CHRISTMAS to BIG NORM and FAT LEN.
The rest of you can all fuck off. Cunts.
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normannomates
7:59 Mon Dec 25
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Hatred is an emotional bod..but he's cushty
As are most on here
Keep em peeled chaps
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normannomates
7:40 Mon Dec 25
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Show parades for being alive
'REMEDIAL everything.
24 hr beastings from proper sadistic cunt NCOs..all Jocks for some fuckin reason.
Highlight of the week? Winning the radio for best section.
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normannomates
7:25 Mon Dec 25
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Shovel for a squaddie is beyond any civilians comprehension.
MCTC..
Hardest Nick in the British Isles..or was.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:02 Mon Dec 25
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You run out of kids to fiddle, Dancer?
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normannomates
7:00 Mon Dec 25
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1991. In reply to Princess Anne''s innocent enough question ..' what will you be upto this Christmas Pte .family and friends I hope?
I told her I would be having a wank and a catch up on some kip.
I got 59 days at colly...
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Ronald_antly
6:54 Mon Dec 25
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According to the ABC website, the maximum in the Brisbane region today was 37C. Sounds about fucking right, l can tell ya.
Only 29C tomorrow, with some rain, which is good because I deferred my turkey until then.
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Sydney_Iron
6:47 Mon Dec 25
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Just finished my Christmas lunch, that I had to fucking organise this year, only had the 2 beers so far, not bad for a “pisshead” turned a bit cool in Sydney so no afternoon swim as I had planned, will watch a doco on the French Foreign Legion instead.
Roll on Boxing Day, at least there will be some football and cricket to look forward too.
Ho fucking ho.
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teacoffeeteacoffee
6:36 Mon Dec 25
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Have a good day everyone.
tctc
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Private Dancer
6:18 Mon Dec 25
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Oxsaw - Put a sock (or stocking) in it, you oddball boring cunt.
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Mike Oxsaw
6:10 Mon Dec 25
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arsene york-hunt 11:16 Sun Dec 24
I tend to agree.
It's the advertisers way of getting you to buy shit that their clients have over-produced, with the added bonus that you don't even need to keep it yourself, but can pass it straight on to someone in a (sales) propaganda inspired act of apparent affection.
My friends and family can wish me as many happy Christmases as they so desire but know that should they spend money doing so will disappoint me greatly and completely negate the sentiment those wishes carry.
It may have actually cost a fortune, but it's worth fuck all.
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normannomates
4:01 Mon Dec 25
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Flammin arseholes in a Celle debauchery fest
Thats the closest I've come to spunkin a grand.
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